Comments on: Loads of pun – best tabloid headlines to make you smile

By: Cormac

Cormac — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:22:57 +0000

What about the time Sting got snapped coming out of a knocking shop whilst on tour with the Police in Germany… the Sun’s headline:

“Sting’s massage in a brothel”

Classic!

By: Adam

Adam — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:35:22 +0000

These are all funny lol

By: yum

yum — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:14:10 +0000

Not a headline but still my favourite painted signage. From a now demolished building in Camden Town London, circa 1975… “Naramor and Tozer — Manufacturers of Screwed Products.

By: toyr

toyr — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:02:59 +0000

funny ha.Whant to here one of mine,wroonaldo,get it.

By: Ali

Ali — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:19:41 +0000

1997 Argentine Grand Prix, Pedro Diniz’s car catches fire. The Sun’s headline: “Diniz in the Oven”

By: Andy

Andy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:50:30 +0000

One from my local paper, The Herald. Bit of background on the story – a group of yobs stole the Mayor of Torpoint’s car and drove it into the River Tamar and the heading:

Citroen On The Dock Of A Bay

By: Seany Mac

Seany Mac — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:46:20 +0000

A couple of years ago, Gabriel Heinze of Man Utd was supposedly in a deal to swap him with Leighton Baines of Everton. Headline was simply ‘Heinze means Baines’ Brilliant!

By: munter hunter

munter hunter — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:56:20 +0000

‘One’s Humble And Eighty’… Aul Liz’s landmark birthday a few years back…

By: oz

oz — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:33:41 +0000

oh, and when Gianni Versace was gunned down in 1997, the Sport tactfully chose…

‘Shoot you Sir’.

By: oz

oz — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:30:27 +0000

When John Prescott punched the farmer in the face while electioneering in 2001.

The Sun lead with ‘TWO JABS’,

The Mirror went with ‘MANIFISTO!’