I’ve been running through the photos on my cameraphone this evening and as well as an exciting shot of a Virgin Media van, I found this classic. It’s a small ad - I spotted it in a newsagent’s window in West Drayton the other day:
‘No cigarettes before the Dentist! If this means anything to you, PLEASE call…’
(Full size version here.)
What on earth is that all about? I was half-tempted to call the number, but commonsense prevailed and I haven’t dared.
It doesn’t have much to do with copywriting I know, but did get me scratching my head…
Any suggestions?
I’ve spotted a few Virgin Media vans about with a slogan that’s tempting fate. ‘Forward, back, back a bit more, stop!’ just seems to be inviting a parking mishap.
And it’s surely only a matter of time before we see a van with ‘near miss’ on the side stuffed into a hedge or something. (See a picture of the whole van here.)
Still, I like the copy. It has a nice sense of playfulness and made me smile the first time I saw it. And I suppose if one of these vans did have a coming together with another vehicle, the inevitable photo in the Metro the next day would at least be exposure of sorts for the company.
Regular readers will be worried I’ve been spending too much time in Sainsbury’s lately. No worries - I also get to enjoy the exciting surrounds of Reading station twice a day, every day.
Amongst the commuting hordes, school children and free newspapers (incidentally, is it only me who finds these an insidious nuisance?) I have spotted the occasional piece of good copy.
This poster is one of them. The advert’s for Jupiter Asset Management.
They’ve obviously worked out that their target demographic passes through the station. And their copywriter’s thought up a decent line which is both appropriate to the setting and makes you want to read futher.
‘Don’t buy a standard return’ - nice work.
When did Sainsbury’s start checking your ID before letting you buy cornflakes? They really could have thought of a more sensible name. Like simply ‘cereals’, for instance.
I don’t want to feel like I’m buying restricted goods when I’m just after a bit of breakfast. And what on earth constitutes an ‘adult cereal’ anyway? Honestly - no wonder Tesco is the market leader by a mile.
Could you resist checking out the full story when confronted by a headline like this? I couldn’t - if you’re intrigued too, read more here.
Hot on the heels of yesterday’s excellent piece of product naming, I have some advice for Woolworths. If you’re reducing the price of something, make sure it’s actually a reduction. “Was £1.25, now £1.99″ didn’t strike me as an unmissable deal.
I spotted this sign in a branch of Budgens in Ealing. Presumably it’s the management’s take on diplomacy.
What it says: “Would customers please refrain from reading newspapers and magazines in the store as this can cause congestion for other shoppers.”
What they really mean: “If you’re not buying, clear off.”
I think this sign in Reading station says more about British trains than the author intended.
This must be one of the few places in the world where rail services get altered “due to engineering works not taking place”.
I’m sure they could have phrased it better. “Engineering works cancelled - services running as normal” would probably have covered it.
If anyone’s landed a difficult marketing job, it’s got to be whoever’s in charge of encouraging people to use Slough’s buses more. Buses aren’t sexy at the best of times - put one in Slough and you have a real challenge.
This copy on the back of a spanking new bus there caught my eye. The “warp drive (OK, not warp drive)” line’s a refreshing bit of honesty, but then they went and spoilt it all by claiming it’s “a cool way to go to work”.
Copywriting rule #1: if you have to point out the fact that something’s cool, it very definitely isn’t.
Still, eight out of ten for effort. Like I said, it’s a tough job.
The number 17’s one of the major bus routes in Reading, and actually the service isn’t usually too bad. The way the timetables are presented is pretty good as well: instead of posting the full timetable everywhere, each bus stop has an individual printout listing only the times buses arrive there.
Makes sense really; showing just the relevant information makes it easier to find what you’re looking for.
But there’s still room for improvement. I noticed this at a bus stop this evening. Two buses are listed at 2000 hours. One has NF by it, one F.
No, it’s not a reference to the National Front. The NF stands for “not Fridays”. The F means “Fridays only”. The difference between the two? There isn’t one. They leave at the same time and run to the same destination, with the same interim stops.
Extra lines, extra numbers - and there’s no reason for them. It just creates uncertainty and confusion. Sure, it’s a minor thing, but I bet it’s confused someone, at some point. And it would be easy to rectify. So why haven’t they?
It’s the same with websites. Is everything there for a reason? Because if it’s not, it’s just noise.
I’ve been running through the photos on my cameraphone this evening and as well as an exciting shot of a Virgin Media van, I found this classic. It’s a small ad - I spotted it in a newsagent’s window in West Drayton the other day:
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